JOKES

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sharma: 13th October
Which year?
Sharma: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked Sharma at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 20 letters in it?
Sharma replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, Sharma asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sharma: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sharma:
Any great man born in this village???
Sharma: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sharma writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When Sharma was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sharma shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sharma: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!


Sharma: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sharma: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sharma: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sharma: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sharma: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sharma: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sharma: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sharma attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sharma: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sharma in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sharma: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Sharma: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sharma: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE