Eight Gifts

Below are eight gifts that don't cost a cent to give.
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...But you must REALLY listen.No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response.Just listening.
2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back andhandholds.Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for familyand friends.
3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...Funny pictures. Share articles, funny stories and funnygreetings. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."
4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, andmay even change a life.
5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a superjob" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.
6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.Helping elderly cross the road can be nice.
7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...There are times when we want nothing better than to be leftalone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift ofsolitude to others.
8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word tosomeone, really it's not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You.
~Author Unknown~

CORPORATE LESSON

Once upon a time a Washer man was bringing up two donkeys.
Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.
Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the washer man's attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him.
Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the washer man's presence. After a period of time, Washer man started pressurizing Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to walk fast & got continuous punishment from washer man. It was crying and told personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here, why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".
That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to washer man that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also. Obviously happier washer man looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he started kicking Donkey-B.
Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for Donkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washer man was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell down hopelessly.
Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supreme and happily started carrying more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast. For some period it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and started feeling the pain. But washer man expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. The Washer man got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction.

Finally the day came when due to frustration the washer man killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.
It’s an endless story..........

But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,
"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable.... Always Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of your Boss and never try for getting over-credit...

Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure.."
It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always DONKEY.
And most importantly, Never Work Hard, Work Cleverly.....

DICTIONARY

CIGARETTE:- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:- It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

DIVORCE:- Future Tense of Marriage.

LECTURE:- An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.

CONFERENCE:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE:- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

TEARS:- The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:- A place where divorce comes before marriage.

CONFERENCE ROOM:- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

ECSTASY:- A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

CLASSIC:- A book which people praise, but never read.

SMILE:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

YAWN:- The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ETC:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMMITTEE:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

EXPERIENCE:- The name men give to their Mistakes.

ATOM BOMB:- An invention to bring an end to all inventions.

PHILOSOPHER:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

DIPLOMAT:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPPORTUNIST:- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

OPTIMIST:- A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

MISER:- A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:- A banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL:- A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.

BOSS:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.

DOCTOR:- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.