THE ELEVATOR

A back country family is visiting a big city for the firsttime. The mother and daughter are in the hotel lobby when theyspot an elevator."What's that, Maw?" the girl asked."I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life," repliedthe mother.Seconds later an old frail man walks in the hotel door andhobbles to the elevator. He presses the button with his cane,waits for the doors to open, and gets in.The mother and daughter, still amazed by this contraption,continue to watch.They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps aspry and handsome 20-year-old muscular young man.The mother looks at her daughter and says, "Go get your Paw!"