Friday, March 4, 2016

JOKES

JOKES
An engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 

“GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100”

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic .......

Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.                         

Engineer: Nurse, bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Lawyer: Ugh... this is kerosene.

Engineer: Congrats!!! Your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.

Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.

Engineer: Nurse, bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Lawyer (annoyed): This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring m taste.

Engineer: Congrats!!! You got your memory back. Give me $20.

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: My eyesight has become very weak.

Engineer: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.

Lawyer(staring at the note): But this is $20, not $100.

Engineer: Congrats!!! Your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.
  



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