Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa : "Ek litre Gaaye Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de.."
Santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
Chhota Santa :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse..He writes a love letter to theNurse :- I Love U sister....
Friend: I got a brand new Honda CIVIC for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Judge: Santa don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Santa: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Santa: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
After finishing MBBS, Santa Singh started his practice. He Checked 1stPatient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch &Finallly Said:"Torch is okay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!