“Say, why do they call our language the mother-tongue?”
“Because the father so seldom gets a chance to use it.”
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“What’s the best exercise for reducing?”
“Just move the head slowly from right to left when asked to have a second helping.
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“Your dog howled all night.”
“That’s a sign of death. Whose, I wonder?”
“Your dog’s, if he howls again tonight.
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